203 lines
3.7 KiB
Markdown
203 lines
3.7 KiB
Markdown
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[Verse 1]
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Dm
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Welcome to the internet. Have a look around.
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Gm
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Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
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F
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We've got mountains of content. Some better, some worse.
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A7
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If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first.
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[Verse 2]
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Dm
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Welcome to the internet. Come and take a seat.
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Gm
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Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet.
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F
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There's no need to panic. This isn't a test (huh huh).
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A7
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Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest.
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[Verse 3]
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Dm
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Welcome to the internet. What would you prefer.
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Gm
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Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur.
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F
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Be happy. Be horny. Be bursting with rage.
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A7
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We got a million different ways to engage
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[Verse 4]
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Dm
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Welcome to the internet. Put your cares aside.
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Gm
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Here's a tip for straining pasta. Here's a nine-year-old who died.
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F
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We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports.
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A7
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And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the characters of harry potter fucking
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Dm
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eachother.
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[Verse 5]
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Welcome to the internet. Hold on to your socks.
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Gm
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'cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock.
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F
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They are grainy and off-putting. He just sent you more.
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A7
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Dont act surprised. You know you like it, you whore.
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[Verse 6]
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Dm
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See a man beheaded. Get offended, see a shrink.
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Gm
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Show us pictures of your children. Tell us every thought you think.
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F
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Start a rumor, buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer.
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A7
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Or DM a girl and groom her. Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your-
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[Verse 7]
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Dm
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Here's a healthy breakfast option. You should kill your mom.
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Gm
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Here's why women never fuck you. Here's how you can build a bomb.
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F
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Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz.
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A7 A7 Gm F E Dm
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Obama sent the immigrants. To vac- cin- ate- your- kids.
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[Chorus]
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Dm
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Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
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Gm
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A little bit of everything. All of the time.
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F
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Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
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A7*
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Anything and everything. All of the time.
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Dm
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Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
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Gm
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A little bit of everything. All of the time.
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Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
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A7*
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Anything and everything. All of the time.
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[Interlude]
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Dm C Bb A7
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[Verse 8]
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Dm C Bb A7
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You know, it wasn't always like this
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Dm C
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Not very long ago
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Bb A7
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Just before your time
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Dm C
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Right before the towers fell
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Bb A7
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Circa '99
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[Verse 9]
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Gm
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This was catalogues
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Dm
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Travel blogs
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A7 Dm
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A chat room or two
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Gm Dm
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We set our sights and spent our nights
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A7 C7
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Waiting
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[Bridge 1]
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Fmaj7
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For you
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Dm7
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You
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Gm7 C7
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Insatiable you
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Fmaj7 Dm7
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Mommy let you use her iPad
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Gm7 C7
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You were barely two
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Dm Dmmaj7/C#
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And it did all the things
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Dm7/C Bb
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We designed it to do
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[Interlude]
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Bb
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Now look at you
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C
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Oh, look at you
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D
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You
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[Bridge 2]
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Gmaj7 Em7
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You
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Am7 D7
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Unstoppable, watchable
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Gmaj7 Em7
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Your time is now. Your inside's out.
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Am7 D7
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Honey, how you grew
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Em Emmaj7/D#
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And if we stick together
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Em7/D A
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Who knows what we'll do
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C D
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It was always the plan
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B7 C
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To put the world in your hand
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Em Em/B Em Em/B Em Em/B Em Em/B
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(laughing)
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[Chorus]
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Em
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Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
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Am
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A bit of everything. All of the time.
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G
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Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
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B7*
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Anything and everything. All of the time.
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Em
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Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
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Am
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A little bit of everything. All of the time.
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Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
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B7
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Anything and everything
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B7
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And anything and everything
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B7
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And anything and everything
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N.C
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And all of the time
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